🗓️ Thursday, 13th June 2025 | ✍️ Written by: T.S. (Plugin Relapse Survivor)

Let me take you back to a dark time in my developer journey last Tuesday.
I was innocently updating my site. Just a quick image swap, maybe tweak a margin or two. Nothing wild.
That’s when it happened.

“Recommended Plugin: This Plugin Will Change Your Life!”

I laughed. I scoffed.
“I’ve been clean for months,” I whispered to my reflection in the dark mode screen.
I clicked install.
And just like that, I was back in the plugin rabbit hole sweaty-palmed, update-dodging, PHP-error-praying.

Stage 1: Curiosity

“Let’s just see what it does. I can always uninstall it later.”
(Lie. You never uninstall it later.)

Next thing I know, my dashboard looked like Times Square had a baby with a slot machine.
Banner here. Notification there. That one plugin that won’t shut up about its PRO version.

Stage 2: Denial

“No, it’s fine. I need this XML sitemap visualiser that only works on Tuesdays in Chrome.”
I began arguing with my own inner voice.
Then I installed a plugin that tracked which plugins I was installing.
Yes. A plugin plugin.

Stage 3: Breakpoint

The site crashed. Obviously.
White screen of death. Front-end gone.
Dashboard? Unreachable.
My heart? Broken.
My resolve? Dust.

Plugin Personalities You’ll Recognise

1. The Overachiever
Does 45 things. None of them well. But hey, it’s got a dashboard with graphs.

2. The Abandonware
Last updated during the Obama administration. Still being recommended on blogs.

3. The Pretty Useless One
Great UI. No real function. Like a supermodel with no Wi-Fi.

4. The Secret Saboteur
Causes conflict with everything and then blames your theme.

5. The Hero
Rare. Beautiful. You treasure it like gold. Until it goes freemium.

The Plugin That Actually Helped

Yes, there was one.
It didn’t try to upsell me.
Didn’t crash the site.
Did exactly what it promised.

It was our very own tool:

👉 What’s Hosting Theme & Plugin Detector

Yep. The very tool I helped build the irony isn’t lost on me.
You just enter a URL, and boom:
Find out what theme or plugin any WordPress site is using.
No stalking, no hacking, no shady browser extensions.
Just clean data, clean conscience, and no need for the plugin-sniffing guilt spiral.

Bonus: The Plugin Hangover Checklist

✅ Your “Lightweight” theme now weighs 9MB
✅ You’ve got 32 active plugins and zero backups
✅ Your site takes longer to load than a government website
✅ You’ve convinced yourself “that one plugin” will fix everything
✅ You’ve created an alias to email plugin support without shame

Final Words from the Pit of Plugin Addiction

I’m not saying never install plugins.
I’m saying, install wisely.
Trust sparingly.
And remember: every plugin you add is another invitation to chaos, drama, and Sunday night emergency site repairs.

Or, you know, just keep doing it and start a blog like this one.

Either way we’re here for you.
Join the club.
No judgment.
Plenty of memes.
And a fast-growing toolset that won’t blow up your dashboard.

T.S., signing off.
(Rebooted the site, removed 17 plugins, and yes… I kept one.)

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